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I get on the elevator in my building.

One floor up, a pretty blonde gets on. Early twenties. Macy Gray helium voice. She is talking to a person I can't see, the voice of an older man.

Voice: How's Benny?

Blonde: He's great ! Thank you for the card!

Doors close.

Blonde: He sent me a Valentine's Day card from my cat. I didn't know who sent it.  I was totally freaked.

That's actually the whole scene.

Comments

[bruce]

Benny is a puppy.

[nightquill]

I can almost come close to topping it (as far as short-elevator-conversation stories go):

http://nightquill.blogspot.com/2005/05/ill-take-movies-for-500-alex.html

[Peter Naboicheck]

A Hartford version might not have enough content. Just a "going out on a limb" comment.

[Jude]

Kind of thissih: http://overheardinnewyork.com/ - maybe we need a Hartford version...