Dear Britney: Just go away

It's hard to imagine a more persuasive argument for the corrosive effects of fame than the Britney Spears' life of late. Her recent antics -- crotch shots, tattoos, head shaving, rehab -- are even less interesting than her music was, back when she was a recording artist instead of just one big cry for attention.

Those poor children. It doesn't bode well for them that Kevin Federline is the stable parent. Here's hoping Brit saves some of her gazillions of dollars for the giant therapy bills that are sure to follow.

Comments

[Rob]

Speaking as a person who shaves his head, you find out about what your skull really looks like when you first hack off all your hair. And hers looks like a road map of Chula Vista.