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'A Mighty Bono is Our God'

Here's further evidence that it's really only a matter of time until Bono is revered as a Christ-like holy figure: Episcopal churches across the country are celebrating U2-charists, with U2 songs replacing traditional hymns during liturgies, USA Today reports.

"Are we worshiping Bono? Absolutely not," says the Rev. Paige Blair, an Episcopal priest in Maine who held the first U2-charist in 2005. "No more so than we worship Martin Luther when we sing 'A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.'"

Is there a merch booth in the back?

I ain't got no crystal ball

An ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Lopez says the singer and actress practices Santeria, and accuses Lopez of having cast voodoo spells on him and on her other beaus, including Sean "Puffy P Diddy Daddy" Combs.

Right, like this comes as a shock.