Santa's Still Got a Gun
The annual Christmas ad came out for the Hoffman’s Gun center today on the TV book.
Hoffman’s is just about is the only advertiser of the Sunday TV Week section – something about the similarities of the remote and he trigger, I guess.
Just like last year, their wares are being sold with a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer jingle, and the cartoon Santa still is holding a sticker that says Ho Ho Ho at Hoffman’s instead of what may have originally been a gun.
But the chimney is still stuffed with rifles and at the bottom of the page there’s a bearded St. Nick with a sly look in his eye holding a bag full of guns.
I don’t think the TSA would allow him to fly like that, even in a sleigh.

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